Ten Commandments of the
gO! Fair Weather Runners Association
- Thou shall not run unless temperature is between 72-76 degrees.
- Thou shall only run when beginning and ending within ten yards of ice cream, pizza, or beer.
- Thou shall not run without sunglasses. If sunglasses are not appropriate, neither is running.
- Thou shall not get our car tires wet in order to get to a group run.
- Thou shall only run with a tailwind.
- Thou shall support other Fair Weather runners throughout the storm by always being available to chat on Facebook.
- Thou shall treat the Weatherman as their primary running coach. His words trump all.
- Thou shall treat all minor weather disturbances as potential weather disasters. Stay at home, board up windows, and be sure you have an operational generator available for your television.
- Thou shall never abuse their running shoes with exposure to dirt, water, extreme temp. (temp. below 70 degrees or above 80 degrees), or wind chaffing.
- Thou shall donate all winter running gear (gloves, hats, jackets, etc) to those in need. This will help with the guilt.
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